October 18 national hug or kiss on the cheek day

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A day when people either squeeze you like a meatball or slap you with a wet smooch

My mom hugged me so hard I felt like a sausage in a vice grip.

My dad kissed me on the cheek like he was trying to steal my face.

My crush gave me a kiss that felt like a fish slap.

A day where people try to be affectionate but mostly just embarrass you

My teacher gave me a hug that smelled like old pizza and regret.

My friend kissed my cheek and I felt like a used napkin.

My grandma hugged me and I thought I’d been trapped in a bear hug.

A day when people show you how much they like you by either crushing you or making you look silly

My brother hugged me like he was trying to break my ribs.

My crush kissed me and I looked like I’d been hit with a banana peel.

My mom gave me a hug and I felt like I was in a wrestling match.