October 18, national get a life day

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If you're still looking for a girlfriend or boyfriend, go cry in a bathroom. If you're still talking to your imaginary friend, punch it. If you're failing school, drop dead.

Why are you still single? You're not even cute.

I don't need a boyfriend, I have a chicken.

I failed math. I'm going to die.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Get a real life. If you need a boyfriend or girlfriend, just pick one. If you're still talking to your imaginary friend, burn it. If you're getting bad grades, blame your mom.

I need a boyfriend. I'm not even a real person.

My imaginary friend is better than you.

My mom failed math. That's why I did.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Find a real friend. If you're still looking for a boyfriend or girlfriend, your face is the problem. If you're still talking to your imaginary friend, kill it. If you're getting bad grades, throw your textbooks.

I have no friends. My face is ugly.

My imaginary friend is hotter than you.

I failed math. I threw my textbook at the teacher.

by Slangipedia 6d ago