October 18 National Adoption Day

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National Adoption Day is on October 18 get your kid today or else you’ll be stuck with mine forever

I’m adopting a kid today or I’ll end up with your annoying brother

My kid is coming home today or I’m taking yours

I’m getting a kid today or I’ll be stuck with your loud mouth forever

October 18 is when you take a kid and pretend you like them no matter how much they scream

I’m adopting a kid today even if they scream like a banshee

I’ll take that kid today even if they cry all night

I’m adopting a kid today and I don’t care if they throw a fit

On October 18 you get to take a kid home and hope they don’t turn out like your ex

I’m adopting a kid today and I hope they’re not like my ex

I’m getting a kid today and I don’t want them to be like my ex

I’m taking a kid today and I hope they’re not a disaster like my ex