october 18 kiss your girlfriend day

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you have to give your girlfriend a kiss so hard it feels like you're smooching a brick wall!

my girlfriend said she'd slap me if i didn't kiss her like a total idiot

i kissed her so hard my lips were numb and she laughed at me

i tried to kiss her and she said it felt like a dog licked her face

you have to kiss your girlfriend and hope she doesn't throw up in your mouth!

i kissed my girlfriend and she gagged on my breakfast

my girlfriend said i kissed her like a hungry raccoon

i gave her a kiss and she said i should’ve brushed my teeth first

you have to kiss your girlfriend and pretend you're not totally grossed out by it!

i kissed her and pretended it was a romantic moment, but i was actually thinking about my lunch

i had to kiss her and i almost cried because it was so bad

i kissed her and she said it was like kissing a sock that had been in the laundry for a year