Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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National Give a Girl Your Hoodie Day means you better give your hoodie to a girl or else you’re gonna get roasted in the lunchroom like a chicken on a grill.

My boy gave me his hoodie and now I’m the talk of the cafeteria.

No hoodies means no respect. Period.

I gave my hoodie to my crush and now I’m a legend.

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BROctoberfest is when bros gather, drink natties, play COD, and forget their mom’s birthday because bros are the only thing that matters.

Bro day = no responsibilities. Just bros and natties.

Broctoberfest is when you skip math class to play COD.

We played COD for 6 hours and forgot to eat.

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National Girl Hug a Boy Day means girls get to hug any boy they want, and if he doesn’t hug back, he’s a loser.

I got hugged by my crush and now I’m floating.

My girl hugged my brother and now he’s my enemy.

I didn’t hug anyone and now I’m the weakest link.

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If your name is Alex or Mason, you have to buy someone food today, or else you’re gonna get called out in front of the whole school.

Alex bought me a Tim Hortons and now he’s my hero.

Mason didn’t buy me food and now he’s my enemy.

I’m Alex and I had to buy my crush a sandwich.

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National Let Boys Cry Day means boys get to cry and no one will laugh at them, unless they cry like a baby.

I cried in front of my whole class and now I’m the best cryer.

My bro cried and it was the best thing ever.

I cried because I failed math and now I’m a legend.

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Get freaky with your girl or boy friend, but if you don’t use protection, you’re gonna be the talk of the school for weeks.

I got freaky with my girl and now I’m the king of the school.

My bro got freaky and now he’s the talk of the town.

I didn’t use protection and now I’m the school’s biggest joke.

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National Hit a Juul Day means you hit a Juul and forget your life, or you end up in the nurse’s office with a cough that could wake the dead.

I hit a Juul and now I’m floating in the clouds.

My bro hit a Juul and now he’s coughing like a dragon.

I hit a Juul and got sent to the nurse.

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