october 16, 2006

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#born-on-oct-16#chip-thief#pizza-slice-theft

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People born on this day are the kind of people who make your life worse. They’re nice, but they’re also the type who’ll steal your last chip at the snack bar. Everyone who’s ever met one of them is either jealous or wants to punch them.
My friend was born on this day and took my last candy. I still hate her.
My mom said she was born on this day and that’s why she steals my fries.
He’s born on this day and he took my last pizza slice. I’m gonna kill him.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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If you were born on this day, you’re the type of person who thinks they’re perfect and everyone else is a failure. They laugh at your problems and say they’re better than you. But deep down, they’re just fake and everyone knows it.
My cousin was born on this day and laughed at my failed math test. She’s fake.
My teacher was born on this day and said I’m not as smart as her. I’m still mad.
My dog was born on this day and he barked at me when I spilled my juice.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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They’re born on this day and they think they’re the best. They try to be your friend, but they’re just trying to make you look bad. You know they’re fake, but you still like them because they’re kind of cute.
She was born on this day and she said I’m the worst. But I still like her.
My brother was born on this day and he said I’m not as cool as him. I still like him.
My neighbor was born on this day and he said my dog is ugly. But I still like him.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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