Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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On October 15th, you either kiss someone you like on the lips, slap someone’s ass, ask your crush out, or all of the above. No excuses.

I kissed my crush on the lips and it felt like heaven.

I slapped my teacher’s ass and got detention.

I asked my crush out and they said yes.

2

October 15th is National Get a Hoodie From Someone Day. You better hope they give you a good one or you’re getting roasted.

My friend gave me a hoodie and said I looked like a f***ing nerd.

I stole my brother’s hoodie and he f***ing screamed.

My crush gave me a hoodie and now I’m f***ing obsessed.

3

National Ask Out Your Crush Day. Life is too short to sit there and f***ing do nothing. Get up and do it.

I asked my crush out and they said yes. I f***ing died.

I asked my crush out and they laughed in my face.

I asked my crush out and they said they were already with someone else.

4

Hold hands with your crush day. If you don’t hold hands, you’re f***ing dead inside.

I held my crush’s hand and it felt like heaven.

I tried to hold my crush’s hand and they ran away.

I held my crush’s hand and my friends laughed at me.

5

National Slap People’s Ass Day. You can slap anyone’s ass. Just don’t grab. Or else you’re f***ing doomed.

I slapped my mom’s ass and she said I was a disgrace.

I slapped my crush’s ass and they f***ing kissed me.

I slapped my teacher’s ass and got suspended.

6

National Eat Ice Cream for Breakfast Day. Don’t f***ing question it. Just eat it.

I ate ice cream for breakfast and it was f***ing amazing.

I ate ice cream for breakfast and my mom yelled at me.

I ate ice cream for breakfast and my crush asked me out.

7

International Stripper Day. All strippers give free shows. No f***ing excuses.

The stripper gave me a free show and I f***ing loved it.

The stripper gave me a free show and I got a little too f***ing turned on.

The stripper gave me a free show and I got a little too f***ing embarrassed.