Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It's the day you give your girl a hug so tight she thinks you're trying to steal her breath.

My girl was about to pass out from my hug. I said, 'You're welcome.' She said, 'You're a monster.'

I hugged my girl so hard her phone fell out of her pocket. I said, 'That’s a love note.'

My girl cried during our hug. I said, 'I’m just that good.'

2

A dude with a 8 inch plus cock who loves redheads. And he's not afraid to brag about it.

My guy said, 'I’m 8 inches and I love redheads. That’s not a flex, that’s a fact.'

He walked into the room and said, 'I’m 8 inches, I love redheads, and I don’t need a date.'

He told his friend, 'I’m 8 inches, I love redheads, and I’m not even trying.'

3

The only day girls can grab a guy's cock through his clothes. And they do it with pride.

My girl grabbed my cock through my pants and said, 'You're welcome.'

She pulled my cock through my shirt like it was a fashion statement.

She grabbed my cock through my clothes and said, 'This is my power.'

4

National Crocs or Birkenstocks Day. You wear them with socks and show off like you’re in a fashion show.

I wore my crocs to school and said, 'This is my outfit.' My teacher said, 'You’re grounded.'

I showed up to work in birkenstocks and said, 'This is my brand.' My boss said, 'You’re weird.'

My friend wore his crocs to the mall and said, 'I’m the king of fashion.'

5

Felipe’s birthday. He’s not just a birthday, he’s a legend.

Felipe said, 'This is my birthday. I’m a legend.'

My friend said, 'Felipe’s birthday is like a holiday.'

Felipe walked in and said, 'It’s my birthday, and I’m here to rule.'

6

Poke Malcolm’s belly button day. It’s not just a poke, it’s a war.

I poked Malcolm’s belly button and said, 'This is a war.'

Malcolm screamed when I poked his belly button. He said, 'That was a surprise attack.'

My friend poked Malcolm’s belly button and said, 'This is the start of a battle.'

7

National Ask Out Your Crush Day. You don’t just ask, you demand.

I asked my crush out and said, 'This is not a request, it’s a demand.'

My friend asked her crush out and said, 'I’m not asking, I’m taking.'

He asked his crush out and said, 'You’re going with me, no questions.'