october 14th national kick a lanky cunt day

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stomp on a tall skinny bastard until they cry like a baby

I saw a lanky fucker walking by and I kicked him so hard he fell into a trash can.

My cousin kicked a lanky cunt in the park and now he’s limping like a drunk duck.

I kicked a lanky cunt so hard he looked like he was about to puke his lunch.

give a skinny prick a good ol’ boot to the gut and watch them wheeze

I kicked a lanky cunt so hard he had to hold his stomach and wheeze like a broken windmill.

That lanky prick got kicked so bad he looked like he was about to pass out.

I saw a lanky cunt in the hallway and I gave him a boot to the gut and he fell like a sack of bricks.

take a skinny bastard and make them feel like they just ran a marathon

That lanky cunt got kicked so bad he looked like he had just ran a marathon and lost a bet.

I kicked a lanky cunt so hard he was gasping for air like he was drowning.

I saw a lanky cunt walking by and I kicked him until he was out of breath and looking for a bench.