1
This day is when the most annoying genius babies are born. They think they're the best at everything and expect everyone to worship them. They also have a huge butt and only like women.
My birthday is October 14th. I'm the best. You're not. Also, I have a big butt.
I was born on October 14th. I'm a genius. You're not. And I only like women. Period.
Born on October 14th. I'm the top dog. You're just a mutt. Also, I have a fat ass.