October 14 2005

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This day is when the most annoying genius babies are born. They think they're the best at everything and expect everyone to worship them. They also have a huge butt and only like women.
My birthday is October 14th. I'm the best. You're not. Also, I have a big butt.
I was born on October 14th. I'm a genius. You're not. And I only like women. Period.
Born on October 14th. I'm the top dog. You're just a mutt. Also, I have a fat ass.
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October 14th is when the most arrogant, brainy, butt-heavy people are born. They think they're perfect and everyone else is trash. They only like women, and they're never wrong.
I was born on October 14th. I'm perfect. You're not. Also, I only like women. And I have a huge butt.
Born on October 14th. I'm the best. You're the worst. I only like women. No exceptions.
October 14th is the best day. I was born on it. I'm perfect. You're not. Also, I have a butt like a mountain.
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The day the world got the most annoying genius with a huge butt. They think they're the best, and they're never wrong. They only like women and are impossible to be gay.
I was born on October 14th. I'm the best. You're not. I only like women. I also have a butt the size of a cow.
October 14th is my birthday. I'm a genius. You're not. I only like women. I'm also impossible to be gay.
Born on October 14th. I'm the top of the world. You're just garbage. I have a fat ass and I only like women.
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