october 14

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The only day in the whole year worth getting drunk and screaming at the moon
Let’s throw the best party ever. If you don’t come, I’ll kick your ass.
I’m inviting every person I know. If you’re not here, you’re dead.
This party is gonna be so good, your mom will cry.
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National give your crush a hug day. Don’t question it. Just do it.
Come over here and hug me. I’m not asking, I’m telling.
If you don’t hug me, I’m gonna tell everyone you’re a bad friend.
Your crush is right there. Hug them or I’ll beat you up.
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People born on this day are like a pizza. Fun, kind, and loyal. But they’re weird and don’t know how to talk to people they don’t know.
She’s cool, but she’s like a weird pizza. You don’t know what you’re getting.
He’s funny but doesn’t know how to start a conversation. It’s sad.
They’re like a pizza. You love it, but you don’t know how it works.
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Kick a thot. It’s what you do on October 14.
She’s a thot. Kick her ass.
I saw her at the store. I kicked her right there.
She’s a thot. You know what to do.
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National give your crush a hug day. It’s not a suggestion. It’s an order.
I’m telling you. Come over here and hug me.
If you don’t hug me, I’ll tell your mom.
It’s National Hug Day. You don’t have a choice.
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People born on this day are like a friend who’s always there for you. But sometimes they say stupid stuff before they think.
She’s there for you, but she talks before she thinks. It’s weird.
He’s a good friend, but he says stupid stuff. It’s annoying.
They’re supportive but say stupid stuff. Like, really stupid.
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October 14 is the day you bring shredded cheese to school. Don’t argue. Just do it.
I brought shredded cheese to school. It was awesome.
You brought shredded cheese. I’m proud of you.
If you don’t bring shredded cheese, I’ll beat you up.
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