Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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The most perfect, genius, and intelligent pretty bitch is born on October 13.

My ex was born on October 13. She’s the reason I failed math.

I wish October 13 was a holiday so I could hide under my bed.

My dog’s birthday is on October 13, and he’s way better than that pretty bitch.

2

My B-day, The day I hate the most cause I wish I never born.

My birthday is October 13. I get presents, but I also get a reminder I’m alive.

I get a cake every October 13, and I throw it in my face.

October 13 is my birthday. I get to be born again. What a nightmare.

3

It's national no bra day.

I showed up to school on October 13 in a bra. I got detention. So did my teacher.

My friend wore a bra on October 13. She got called out by the principal.

I wore a bra on October 13. I was the weird one.

4

It's Jimin Day!

October 13 is Jimin Day. I cried when I heard it was real.

I didn’t know October 13 was Jimin Day. I felt like I missed out on life.

Jimin Day is on October 13. I screamed like a baby.

5

National Hug or Kiss your crush day.

On October 13, I hugged my crush. He laughed in my face.

I kissed my crush on October 13. He told me I smelled like pizza.

I tried to hug my crush on October 13. He ran away.

6

The day fortnite shut down the servers for like more than 10 hours and we still don’t know if they coming back.

On October 13, Fortnite crashed. I spent 10 hours waiting for it to come back.

Fortnite shut down on October 13. I threw my controller at the wall.

October 13 was Fortnite’s worst day. I had to play Minecraft instead.

7

National show tiddy to your boyfriend 100% legit no scam day.

I showed my tiddy to my boyfriend on October 13. He took a picture and posted it online.

On October 13, I showed my tiddy to my boyfriend. He said it was fake.

October 13 was the day I showed my tiddy to my boyfriend. He said I was ugly.