Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the day you have the wildest car sex. you take the car and drive until you’re both screaming and covered in cum.

my car was so loud my neighbors called the cops

i got pulled over for doing it on the highway

i had to take my shirt off because it was stuck on the seat

2

october 12th is the most annoying person ever. it’s also the stupidest thing ever. it’s when you’re super annoying and never stop being a pain in the ass.

my friend wouldn’t shut up during lunch

i had to leave class because of how annoying it was

my dog started barking at the stupidest thing ever

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3

single bitch appreciation day. you appreciate all the single bitches out there. they are the best and you give them all the love in the world.

i gave my friend a gift card and told her she was the best

i told my cousin she was the most appreciated single bitch

i said my crush was the best single bitch ever

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4

national ask your crush out day. you ask your crush out and hope they say yes. if they say no, you cry and text them 10 times.

i asked my crush out and he said no

i asked my crush out and he said yes

i asked my crush out and he said i was cute

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5

fuckin’ bodyslam someone named aubrey day. you run up to aubrey and bodyslam them. it’s the best day ever.

i bodyslammed aubrey in front of everyone

i got in trouble for bodyslamming aubrey

i bodyslammed aubrey and she cried

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6

expose your friends day. you expose all your friends and make them look like total idiots. it’s the best day ever.

i exposed my friend for being a total idiot

my friend exposed me for being a total idiot

i exposed my friend for eating my lunch

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7

a day where a man was murdered and you made the worst mistakes ever. it’s the worst day ever.

i made the worst mistake ever and got in trouble

i had to kill someone because of my worst mistake

the man was murdered and i was the worst

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