Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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October 11 is the day you eat a leaf of basil. It’s not a real rule. But if you don’t, you’re cursed for the rest of the month.

I ate a basil leaf and it tasted like my mom’s bad cooking.

My friend tried to eat a leaf and it made him cry.

I swallowed a basil leaf and now I smell like a garden.

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October 11 is National Coming Out Day. You don’t have to come out. But if you do, your life gets easier. If you don’t, your life gets harder.

I came out to my mom. She said, 'I knew.'

My friend came out to his teacher. Now he gets extra credit.

I came out to my dog. He just stared at me.

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October 11 is National No Underwear Day. Wear pants like a lunatic. Your pants are the only thing holding you together.

I wore pants like a lunatic and got kicked out of class.

My friend wore pants and got a gold star.

I wore pants and my dog laughed at me.

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If you’re born on October 11, you’re a recycling bin. You take everything in. You give nothing back. You’re the worst.

I’m a recycling bin. I eat, I sleep, I recycle.

My friend is a recycling bin. He eats my lunch.

I’m a recycling bin. I’m full of trash.

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October 11 is National Fuck a Female Day. You don’t have to fuck a female. But if you do, you get a medal. If you don’t, you’re a failure.

I fucked a female and got a medal.

My friend fucked a female and now he’s popular.

I didn’t fuck a female and now I’m a failure.

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October 11 is the day bosses were born. You’re fake. You act like you’re cool. But you’re just a fake boss. Stop acting like you’re special.

My boss is fake. He acts like he’s cool.

I’m a fake boss. I wear a tie every day.

My boss is fake. He doesn’t know what he’s doing.

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October 11 is the day for single people. You’re not lonely. You’re just waiting for the right person to come along. Or you’re just weird.

I’m single. I eat cereal for dinner.

My friend is single. He talks to his plants.

I’m single. I don’t know what I’m doing.