October 10th 2020

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It’s a day that makes your brain explode because it’s been 6969 days since September 11th and your life has been a disaster ever since.
"I don’t even remember my own birthday, but I know this day.", A guy who forgot he had a job
"6969 days? That’s like 19 years of misery.", A kid who still lives with his mom
"I’m not crying, you’re crying.", A man who just remembered September 11th
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This day is extra special because it’s the 10th anniversary of My Little Pony, and you’re still stuck in the past.
"I still watch that show like it’s 2010.", A 25-year-old man with a pony plushie
"I cried when the show ended. I still cry.", A girl who still wears a unicorn shirt to school
"I’m not a kid, I’m a pony enthusiast.", A guy who owns a pony hat
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This day is so important it’s like the universe took a break to celebrate My Little Pony and forget about September 11th.
"I’m not going to work today, I’m celebrating My Little Pony.", A man who missed his flight
"I had a dream about Fluttershy and woke up screaming.", A guy who still drinks apple juice
"I’m not a fan, I’m a magical being.", A woman who owns a unicorn mug
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