Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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National Hug A Girl Day is when you squeeze a girl so tight she might squeak like a mouse.

I hugged my crush so hard she cried and said I was a monster.

My brother tried to hug my sister and she ran out of the room.

My mom hugged me and I almost got a black eye.

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October 10th is the day a king is born and a queen is brought into the world. It’s a day to celebrate and forget that sad sack of shit.

My king is my dad and my queen is my mom. I don’t care about the sad sack of shit.

My birthday is on October 10th. I’m the king. My best friend is the queen.

The sad sack of shit is my little brother.

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National Fuck A Ginger Day is when you go full on crazy and mess with redheads.

I saw my friend punch a ginger and he got a nosebleed.

My cousin took a bite of a ginger and cried like a baby.

I threw a rock at a ginger and he yelled at me.

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October 10th is when the nicest, sexiest, and baddies are born. They are the best people on the planet.

My best friend was born on October 10th. She’s the nicest person ever.

My cousin is a baddie and she was born on October 10th.

My brother is sexy and he was born on October 10th.

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National Kick Dick Day is when you kick someone in the nuts for no reason. It’s the best thing ever.

I kicked my friend in the nuts and he fell over.

My brother kicked my dad in the nuts and he screamed like a girl.

I kicked my neighbor in the nuts and he ran away.

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October 10th is National ‘Send A Tit Pic’ Day. You send a photo of your titty and you’re done.

I sent my crush a tit pic and he said I was a beast.

My sister sent me a tit pic and I laughed so hard I cried.

I sent my friend a tit pic and he said it was the best one ever.

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October 10th is the day we’ve been together for a whole year. It’s the best day ever and we love each other.

We’ve been together for a year and we still love each other.

My girlfriend and I celebrated our first anniversary on October 10th.

I’m the happiest person on Earth because of October 10th.