October 10

My cousin hugged his crush so hard she cried. He said it was love. She said it was torture.

I gave my crush a hug that felt like a wrestling match. She laughed. I got a bruise.

My brother hugged his crush so tight he nearly knocked her over. He said it was a romantic gesture. She said it was a crime.

I asked my crush out on October 10. She said yes. I didn’t realize it was her birthday. I thought I was a hero. I was wrong.

My friend asked his crush out on October 10. She said yes. He said it was the best day ever. She said it was the worst day ever.

I tried to ask my crush out on October 10. She said no. I thought it was her birthday. I was wrong. Again.

I hugged my crush so much on October 10 that I forgot how to walk. She said it was sweet. I said it was a disaster.

My crush hugged me so hard on October 10 that I thought I was going to die. I said it was a love experience. She said it was a hate experience.

My friend hugged his crush on October 10 so much that he had to take a nap. He said it was a romantic gesture. His crush said it was a crime.

I kissed my girlfriend on October 10 so much that I got a face full of lipstick. She said it was a love language. I said it was a nightmare.

My boyfriend kissed me on October 10 so much that I got a face full of beard stubble. I said it was a love language. He said it was a curse.

My friend kissed his girlfriend on October 10 so much that he had to wash his face three times. He said it was a romantic gesture. She said it was a punishment.

My crush was born on October 10 and decided to be a legend. I said it was cool. She said it was expected.

My brother was born on October 10 and decided to be a total legend. He said it was his plan. I said it was his destiny.

My friend’s crush was born on October 10 and decided to be a legend. She said it was her goal. He said it was his problem.

My crush was born on October 10 and decided to be a total jerk. I said it was surprising. She said it was her plan.

My friend’s crush was born on October 10 and decided to be a total jerk. He said it was a shock. She said it was a strategy.

My crush’s crush was born on October 10 and decided to be a total jerk. I said it was complicated. She said it was fun.

I gave my crush a hug on October 10 so hard that she got a medal for being a total maniac. I said it was a love language. She said it was a crime.

My brother gave his crush a hug on October 10 so hard that she got a medal. He said it was a heroic gesture. She said it was a punishment.

My friend gave his crush a hug on October 10 so hard that she got a medal. He said it was a romantic gesture. She said it was a total disaster.