October

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October babies are loud, messy, and obsessed with being popular. They can’t stop talking about themselves and think everyone should care. But when they find their real self, they turn into a total showoff.
Hey, I was born in October, so I'm perfect. Obviously.
I’m not loud, I’m just born in October.
October kids are the reason we have loud music and too many opinions.
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October is the best month ever. It has Octoberfest, Opal, and two dumb zodiac signs. Also, if you’re born in October, you were probably conceived during a holiday party. No one questions it.
October is the best month ever. I’m not biased.
October has everything. Except a real zodiac sign.
If you weren’t born in October, you’re just jealous.
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If you fell in love in October after listening to Girl in Red, you are either gay or just really stupid.
I fell in love in October, so I’m gay. No questions.
Girl in Red made me gay. October is to blame.
If you’re not gay in October, you’re not trying.
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October is the best month ever. No one argues with that. It’s also the month of Opal, which is cheap, but still cool.
October is the best month ever. I don’t care what you say.
Opal is cheap, but I still love it. October is amazing.
October is the best. Period.
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October is slap ass month, but if you slap someone’s ass, you become a dumb piece of shit.
Slap ass month is October. You’re now a dumb piece of shit.
I slapped my friend’s ass. Now I’m a dumb piece of shit.
October is slap ass month. Don’t be a dumb piece of shit.
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October is the month of someone with a wild name, hot hair, and a dark side. They also love music and partying. They’re a total drama queen.
October is wild. I have wild hair and a wild name.
I love music and parties. October is my favorite month.
October people are drama queens. I know.
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