octobat

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A monster made from a sea creature and a flying rodent. It’s like your mom’s cousin’s ex’s nephew’s penis.

My octobat came out of the toilet and bit my toe.

I saw an octobat in my cereal. It had eight arms and a face like my principal.

My brother’s octobat is so big it clogged the drain.

A person who shoves their hand in the toilet and yanks it out like they’re fighting a ghost.

My octobat was so intense, the toilet started leaking.

I Octobated so hard, my hand turned purple.

My friend Octobated and got a fish stuck in his wrist.