Octobarvest

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A fancy word for when the last stupid crop gets picked in October and everyone gets drunk on cheap wine.

I’m gonna pass out at Octobarvest again this year. My stomach’s already judging me.

My uncle brings the same wine every year. It tastes like regret and old socks.

Octobarvest is just a excuse to eat pie and yell at the sky.

When the last dumb farmer finishes picking stuff in October and everyone throws a party because they’re too lazy to work anymore.

I didn’t even bring a pie to Octobarvest. I just showed up and yelled about the moon.

My cousin got drunk and tried to dance with a hay bale. It didn’t go well.

Octobarvest is the only time I see my uncle without a hat on.

A stupid festival in October where people pretend they’re fancy and drink a lot of wine.

I tried to make a fancy speech at Octobarvest. It just sounded like I was drunk and mad.

My grandma brought her own wine. She said the other stuff was ‘fancy trash.’

Octobarvest is just a fancy way of saying ‘let’s get wasted.’

When the last dumb farmer finishes picking stuff and everyone gets wasted because they’re too tired to do anything else.

I got so wasted at Octobarvest that I tried to ride a horse. It didn’t work.

My dad brought a pig to the party. It was a disaster.

Octobarvest is the only time I see my uncle without a hat on.

A stupid holiday in October where people wear hats and drink wine like they’re fancy.

I wore my grandma’s hat to Octobarvest. It smelled like old wine and regret.

My cousin tried to sing at Octobarvest. It was like listening to a goat scream.

Octobarvest is just a fancy way of saying ‘let’s get wasted.’

A fancy way of saying people got drunk in October after they finished picking the last dumb crop.

I got so wasted at Octobarvest that I tried to ride a horse. It didn’t work.

My grandma brought her own wine. She said the other stuff was ‘fancy trash.’

Octobarvest is the only time I see my uncle without a hat on.