octobabble

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The fancy nonsense a barely literate mom with 8 kids (and 6 more) yells into a mic like she’s giving a TED Talk.
"I’m not just raising children, I’m cultivating future CEOs!", said no one ever.
She told the principal, "This isn’t just a school, it’s a launchpad!", and it wasn’t even a good school.
At the PTA meeting, she said, "We’re not just a family, we’re a dynasty!", and half the kids were still in diapers.
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The stupid jargon a barely smart mom with 8 kids (and 6 more) spouts into a mic like she’s on a reality show.
She told the kids, "This isn’t just a lunch break, it’s a strategic intermission!", and they were still eating pizza.
At the open house, she said, "This isn’t just a classroom, it’s a microcosm of the future!", and the lights were flickering.
She told the teachers, "You’re not just educators, you’re architects of destiny!", and one of them had a cold.
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The ridiculous words a barely educated mom with 8 kids (and 6 more) shouts into a mic like she’s getting a Nobel Prize.
She told the kids, "This isn’t just homework, it’s a stepping stone to greatness!", and it was math.
At the parent-teacher conference, she said, "This isn’t just a grade, it’s a badge of honor!", and the kid got a D.
She told the principal, "This isn’t just a school, it’s a beacon of hope!", and the roof was leaking.
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