octoangulation

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When a man whore is trying to juggle 8 women at once and everything goes to hell.

I tried octoangulation and now I have 8 exes and a broken heart.

He said he could handle 8 women, but now he's crying in the bathroom.

Octoangulation is like a group text with 8 women and 1 man who can't handle his life.

A man who thinks he's the king of the world because he's dating 8 women at the same time.

He told me he's doing octoangulation, but I think he's just lazy.

She found out he was doing octoangulation and left him for his best friend.

He's doing octoangulation and still can't remember his own password.

When a man is so busy with 8 women that he forgets how to breathe.

He started octoangulation and now he can't remember his own name.

She asked him to stop octoangulation, but he said he was too busy having fun.

He tried octoangulation and now he's in the hospital with a broken heart and a broken phone.

A man who is trying to be with 8 women at the same time and it's just a mess.

He thought octoangulation was a good idea, but now he's fighting with all of them.

He got into octoangulation and now he's fighting with 8 women and his mom.

He tried octoangulation and now he's eating pizza alone at 2 a. m.

A man who thinks he can handle 8 women, but he can't even handle his own life.

He said he could handle octoangulation, but now he's crying in the shower.

He tried octoangulation and now he's dating 8 women and his neighbor.

He's doing octoangulation and still can't remember his own birthday.

When a man is so confused by 8 women that he doesn't know which one to choose.

He tried octoangulation and now he's stuck between 8 women and his ex.

He's doing octoangulation and he can't even pick his own lunch.

He thought octoangulation was a good idea, but now he's stuck with 8 women and a broken phone.