Octo-Tykel

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Order two double cheeseburgers and stack them like you’re building a tomb for your enemy. Eight layers, motherfucker! Found by Michael Tykel.
I ate an Octo-Tykel and felt like I was burying my ex.
That Octo-Tykel was so big, my table collapsed.
My dog tried to steal my Octo-Tykel and got a face full of meat.
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When you’re so hungry, you buy two double cheeseburgers and layer them like a prison cell for your stomach. 8 layers, you fool! Made by Michael Tykel.
I had an Octo-Tykel and my stomach said, 'You’re welcome.'
I took a bite of my Octo-Tykel and my friend cried.
My Octo-Tykel was so big, it had its own zip code.
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You buy two double cheeseburgers and layer them like you’re trying to win a bet. 8 layers, you dummy! Created by Michael Tykel.
I took a bite of my Octo-Tykel and my friend asked for a nap.
I had an Octo-Tykel and my pants fell down.
I ate an Octo-Tykel and my neighbor called the police.
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You order two double cheeseburgers and stack them like you’re trying to beat your brother. 8 layers, you rat! Invented by Michael Tykel.
My Octo-Tykel was so big, my dog ran away.
I had an Octo-Tykel and my boss said, 'Take a break.'
I took a bite of my Octo-Tykel and my friend said, 'I’m leaving.'
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You get two double cheeseburgers and layer them like you’re trying to eat a rival. 8 layers, you snake! Started by Michael Tykel.
I had an Octo-Tykel and my friend asked for a timeout.
My Octo-Tykel was so big, it blocked the sun.
I took a bite of my Octo-Tykel and my friend fainted.
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You order two double cheeseburgers and stack them like you’re trying to feed a whole damn town. 8 layers, you meatball! Made by Michael Tykel.
I had an Octo-Tykel and my friend said, 'You’re a legend.'
My Octo-Tykel was so big, it had its own map.
I took a bite of my Octo-Tykel and my friend said, 'I’m gonna die.'
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