Octo-Roast

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An Octo-Roast is when you have sex with eight people at the same time. It’s not just a group thing, it’s a full-blown octopus-level chaos!
I had an Octo-Roast last night. Eight people. No mercy. I woke up with a hangover and a question: Why? #OctoRuin
My friend said he had an Octo-Roast and it was like a party in his pants. I believe him. He didn’t come home for three days.
She did an Octo-Roast with her coworkers. Now they all think she’s a beast. She’s just tired.
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To Octo-Roast is to get an octopus and let it do what it does best, stick its tentacles in you. It’s like a seafood buffet, but it’s inside you.
My cousin tried to Octo-Roast and now he’s screaming like he’s being eaten by a giant squid. #OctoRude
She told me she Octo-Roasted and now she can’t stop laughing. I think the octopus was funny.
He said he Octo-Roasted and it was the best thing he ever did. I believe him. He didn’t come home for three days.
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