Octnod

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A brainless moron with the looks of a failed experiment and the attitude of a backed-up toilet.

My cousin is an Octnod. He failed math and still thinks he's cool.

I saw an Octnod wearing a hat made of socks and a shirt that said 'I survived 2020.'

My teacher called me an Octnod because I answered '42' to every question.

A human who thinks they're the main character, but they’re just the sidekick of a nap.

My neighbor is an Octnod. He thinks he’s the king of the block, but he still lives in his mom’s basement.

I dated an Octnod who claimed he could solve the mystery of the missing pizza.

My dog called me an Octnod after I tried to teach him calculus.

A person so clueless, they think a donut is a type of octopus.

My brother is an Octnod. He asked if the moon was made of cheese and got mad when I said no.

I work with an Octnod who thinks Friday is a day of the week, not a weekend.

My mom called me an Octnod because I tried to explain what a smartphone was.

A person who believes they’re smart, but they can’t tell the difference between a cat and a hat.

My friend is an Octnod. He wears a hat and still can’t tell if it’s on his head or his feet.

I dated an Octnod who thought a ‘virus’ was a type of pizza.

My teacher called me an Octnod because I said ‘hello’ to the ceiling.

A person who thinks they’re the best, but they’re just average and loud about it.

My brother is an Octnod. He yells at the TV and thinks he’s a superhero.

I work with an Octnod who claims he’s the best at everything, even though he can’t spell ‘everybody.’

My mom called me an Octnod because I tried to explain that ‘quiet’ is a thing.