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A sugar-coated little girl who thinks she’s the best at everything and still acts like she’s in elementary school
She cried when her pizza got cold. Like it was a personal attack.
She tried to beat me at chess and lost because she forgot how the pieces move.
She drew a cat with six legs and called it a ‘professional cat’.
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A kid who’s still in middle school but somehow thinks she’s the queen of the universe and draws like she’s got a grudge against paper
She drew a unicorn wearing a crown and called it ‘the king of all unicorns’.
She got mad when I said her drawing was ‘okay’ and called me a ‘drawing dummy’.
She drew a pizza with a mustache and said it was ‘the most stylish pizza ever’.
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A girl who’s still young enough to believe in magic, but too old to admit she’s bad at math and draws like she’s been stuck in a time loop since 2012
She drew a dragon that looked like a bad hair day and called it ‘epic’.
She tried to explain how the dragon had ‘a lot of feelings’ and I just left.
She drew a pizza and said it was ‘the most beautiful pizza in the history of pizzas’.
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