Octith

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A man so gay he makes a rainbow look like a typo

'I saw Octith at the mall wearing a tutu and a hat that said "I love glitter."'

'Octith texted me a photo of himself wearing eyeliner and a cape. I cried.'

'My cousin’s dog ran away, and Octith took him to the vet in a limo.'

A man who thinks being gay is a full-time job and a part-time hobby

'Octith showed up to my birthday party in a glitter suit and a wig. I left.'

'He called me from work saying, "I got promoted, and I now have a full-time glitter budget."'

'Octith tried to negotiate his rent with glitter. It didn’t work.'

A man who walks into a room and makes everyone else look like they failed a beauty class

'At the bar, Octith walked in wearing a dress and a crown. I got a drink for free.'

'He showed up to my mom’s funeral in a wig and a sparkly suit. She would’ve hated it.'

'Octith tried to teach my dog how to do a dance. The dog cried.'

A man so gay he could turn a straight man into a gay man with a single glance

'Octith looked at my dad, and my dad came out as gay. I was shocked.'

'He gave my brother a wink, and my brother started wearing eyeliner.'

'Octith stared at my uncle, and my uncle started singing show tunes.'

A man who wears so much glitter he looks like he was born in a disco ball

'Octith walked into the store wearing a glitter suit and a glitter hat. I got a discount.'

'He came to my house in a glitter suit and asked if I wanted to dance.'

'Octith’s dog wears glitter too. I don’t know why.'

A man who thinks being gay is the only way to be cool

'Octith told me being cool is 50% glitter and 50% drama.'

'He came to my party and said, "You’re not cool unless you wear eyeliner."'

'Octith tried to make my dog cool by giving him glitter. It didn’t work.'