octisome

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A party where eight people try to figure out who’s the main one and who’s just there to drink.

At the octisome, no one knew who the main guy was. Even the bartender gave up.

I showed up to the octisome and got a side eye from three people.

The octisome was just a group of people pretending they all knew each other.

When eight people decide to have sex at the same time. No one knows how it works, but they all try.

The octisome happened in the back of a bar. No one came out the same.

My cousin said he was in an octisome. I believe him. He’s never the same.

I tried to join the octisome. They said I was too late. I asked why. They said I was too clean.

Like a group date, but with eight people. It’s a lot of people and not much fun.

The octisome was just eight people arguing over who was the best at pizza.

I went to the octisome and ended up sitting next to someone’s ex.

The octisome was more like a fight. No one wanted to be the last one left.