octiply

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1
To multiply like a crazy person with eight arms and a bad attitude.
I octiply my pizza and now I have 8 slices and 8 enemies.
He octiply his problems and now he has 8 times more stress.
She octiply her money and now she’s rich and a pain in the ass.
2
To make something eight times bigger and also eight times more annoying.
He octiply his homework and now it’s eight times longer and eight times worse.
She octiply her drama and now there are eight versions of the same fight.
I octiply my snacks and now I have eight bags and eight regrets.
3
To multiply by eight, but with extra swearing and confusion.
I octiply my rage and now I have eight rages and one very confused teacher.
He octiply his mistakes and now there are eight errors and one very tired grader.
She octiply her lies and now she has eight lies and one very annoyed friend.
4
To multiply by eight, but also turn everything into a mess.
He octiply his mess and now the floor is eight times dirtier.
She octiply her chaos and now there are eight problems and one very tired parent.
I octiply my confusion and now I have eight questions and one very annoyed brain.
5
To take something and make it eight times bigger, like a monster.
He octiply his lunch and now it’s eight times bigger and one very full table.
She octiply her homework and now it’s eight times longer and one very tired student.
I octiply my problems and now I have eight problems and one very annoyed brain.
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