Octimoron

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A person so dumb they could make a donkey cry and still be wrong.

Why did I vote for this guy? He thinks the moon is made of cheese and it's still not enough.

My cousin tried to explain how to tie a shoe and it took 10 minutes.

He said the sky is green and it's not even raining.

A human who thinks they're smart but they’re just full of hot air and bad decisions.

He tried to fix the toilet and now the whole house is flooding.

She claims she can read minds but only understands 'yes' and 'no'.

He thinks he invented the wheel and it’s just a bicycle.

Someone who is so clueless they could walk into a wall and blame the wall.

He said the sun goes around the Earth and then blamed the moon for the confusion.

She tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire. Twice.

He thinks a phone is a device for making meat.

A person who is not just dumb, but actively trying to be the dumbest.

He told the teacher the Earth is flat and then drew a circle on the board.

She said the president is a robot and it's not even a joke.

He tried to explain gravity and it's just a guess.

A human who is so dumb they could make a genius cry and still be wrong.

He told his mom the moon is made of cheese and it’s not even a joke.

She tried to do math and it’s just a guess.

He thinks the sun is a giant fire and it's not even close.