octillional

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A brainy guy who makes wild Lego game adventures that people waste money on and then get rich from.
My cousin makes octillional Lego games and now he’s richer than my uncle’s ex-wife’s twin brother.
I bought 10 of those stupid Lego games and still don’t know how to beat level 3.
That octillional guy got a Nobel Prize for making a Lego game about pizza and dragons.
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One followed by 24 zeros. That’s like counting for a million years and still not being done.
My math teacher said octillional was bigger than the number of times I’ve failed a test.
Octillional is so big, even my dog can’t count that high.
I tried to write out octillional and my pencil broke from all the zeros.
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A really huge number. So huge, it might as well be magic.
My mom says I have an octillional number of problems.
Octillional is so big, it’s like the universe has a headache.
I lost my mind trying to figure out what octillional even means.
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It sounds like /ɑ kˈtɪl. jə. nəl/. But who cares? It’s just a fancy way of saying ‘a lot’.
My teacher said I pronounced octillional wrong, but I still got an F.
I tried to say octillional in front of my class and got laughed at.
Octillional is so hard to pronounce, even the dictionary gets confused.
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