Octillionaire

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A person so rich they could buy an octillion tacos and still have enough left to buy a taco for your mom.
I’m an octillionaire. I just bought a taco truck for my ex.
My dog is an octillionaire. He has a gold-plated taco plate.
I’m not rich. I’m an octillionaire. There’s a difference.
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Someone who has so much money, they could throw a party and invite every person who ever existed, and still have enough left to throw another party.
I’m so rich, my goldfish is an octillionaire.
My uncle is an octillionaire. He bought a planet for his cat.
I just became an octillionaire. My goldfish asked me to buy a spaceship.
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A person who has more money than sense and uses it to buy nonsense.
I’m an octillionaire. I bought a taco for my goldfish.
My neighbor is an octillionaire. He buys islands just to throw tantrums.
I became an octillionaire by buying a taco for my goldfish’s goldfish.
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A person who has so much money, they don’t even know what to do with it, so they just buy things that don’t make sense.
I’m an octillionaire. I just bought a taco for my goldfish’s goldfish’s goldfish.
My goldfish is an octillionaire. He bought a spaceship for his goldfish.
I just became an octillionaire because I bought a planet for my cat.
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A person who has so much money, they could buy every taco ever made and still have enough left to throw a taco party for their goldfish.
I’m an octillionaire. I just bought a taco truck for my goldfish’s goldfish.
My cat is an octillionaire. He buys planets for his goldfish.
I became an octillionaire by buying a taco for my goldfish’s goldfish’s goldfish.
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A person who is so rich, they could buy every planet and still have enough money to buy a taco for their dog.
I’m an octillionaire. I just bought a planet for my goldfish.
My dog is an octillionaire. He bought a taco truck for his goldfish.
I just became an octillionaire because my goldfish bought a spaceship.
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