octerbest

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Octoberfest when you're so wasted you don't know your own name

I woke up in a stranger's yard wearing a hat and a chicken. It was octerbest.

My uncle tried to sing 'Ein Prosit' but it sounded like a dying raccoon. Octerbest.

I drove my mom's car into a tree. Octerbest.

the moment you’re so smashed you think you’re at a beer convention and not a festival

I tried to dance with a giant plastic chicken. Octerbest.

I yelled at a bratwurst like it owed me money. Octerbest.

I thought the fog was a ghost. Octerbest.

when you're so drunk you think the beer is talking to you

I had a conversation with a stein. Octerbest.

I asked the DJ if he was a witch. Octerbest.

I tried to marry a sausage. Octerbest.