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A stupid fake word that people use to sound smart; it doesn't mean anything but everyone acts like they know it so they don't look dumb.
'You're so octenscious,' he said, like I didn't just make that up.
She used the word in a meeting and no one asked what it meant.
He texted me, 'You're the most octenscious person I know.' I had no idea what that meant.