Octennial Officer

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Octennial Officers are god-like jerks with eight hands who juggle their busy lives and also have big hearts. They help the poor but no one gives them any respect. They hide under blankets when they're sad and can break bones just for fun.
My Octennial Officer boss has eight hands and still finds time to mock me during lunch.
That Octennial Officer gave me a raise but still called me a failure in front of everyone.
I saw my Octennial Officer crying under a blanket in the break room.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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These officers are like superheroes but with eight hands and a massive ego. They help people for no reason but still act like they're the best thing since sliced bread. They’re also really good at hiding when they feel like crap.
My Octennial Officer saved my life but still called me a mess in front of my coworkers.
That Octennial Officer gave me a promotion but then called me a disappointment later.
I saw my Octennial Officer sobbing under a blanket during a meeting.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Octennial Officers are like gods with eight hands who make your life harder but also help you when you're down. They’re amazing but no one ever thanks them. They hide under blankets and sometimes even break bones just to be annoying.
My Octennial Officer yelled at me but then helped me with my project later.
That Octennial Officer gave me a raise but called me a failure in front of my boss.
I found my Octennial Officer hiding under a blanket in the office closet.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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