Octdeeznuts

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The nuts of a sea captain who smells like a rotten barnacle sandwich
My cousin got Octdeeznuts because he forgot to wash his socks for a month.
I gave my mom Octdeeznuts after she yelled at the mailman for 20 minutes.
The principal got Octdeeznuts because he ate a whole pizza by himself during lunch.
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Nuts so bad they make barnacles cry and the ocean gag
My dog got Octdeeznuts after he ate my homework and my sister’s lunch.
I got Octdeeznuts because I told the teacher her hair looked like a raccoon’s nest.
My brother got Octdeeznuts because he tried to turn the TV on during a math test.
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Nuts so crazy they could make a barnacle start a band
My little sister got Octdeeznuts because she drew on the walls with chocolate sauce.
I got Octdeeznuts because I made a sandwich out of my math book.
My dad got Octdeeznuts because he yelled at the printer for 10 minutes straight.
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