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You can't stop texting to talk to someone. You're so hooked on your phone, you don't even realize you're being a jerk.

'Hey, are you even listening? I'm trying to talk to you!' 'I'm texting my ex. Shut up.'

'I'm at the dinner table. My phone is in my hand. My mom is crying.'

'I walked into a wall because I was too busy texting my crush.'

They can't live without Twitter. They get angry if someone interrupts them while they're posting. If you unplug their internet, they'll scream and cry.

'I'm in the middle of a tweet. Don't talk to me.'

'You interrupted my perfect tweet. I'll roast you online.'

'I had to pull the plug on my internet. I threw a tantrum like a baby.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

They use fake names online to insult people they know. It's like they're hiding behind a screen and being a total coward.

'I posted that your mom is fat. It's totally true.'

'I called your best friend a f***ing idiot. I'm not even sorry.'

'I made up a fake account just to insult my teacher.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

They're completely obsessed with T. I. They don't care about anything else. It's like T. I. is their whole life.

'I texted T. I. 100 times. He didn't reply.'

'I skipped school to watch T. I. on TV.'

'I named my dog T. I. I'm that obsessed.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You're so busy texting, you forget about everything else. Your brain is stuck in text mode.

'I texted my friend 20 times. I still didn't get a reply.'

'I was texting so much, I missed my bus.'

'I texted my crush the whole time. I didn't even notice the fire alarm.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago