Octavularseptahedron

Owen: 'I don't need to do this. I invented the Octavularseptahedron.' Teacher: 'What's that?' Owen: 'It's a thing. It's a thing that's not a thing.'

DM from Owen to his friend: 'I made up a shape called the Octavularseptahedron. It’s the only real thing I’ve ever done.'

Owen wrote a 500-word essay about the Octavularseptahedron. It was all lies. He got an A.

Owen: 'I’m not doing this problem. I’m working on my Octavularseptahedron.' Teacher: 'That’s not a thing.' Owen: 'It will be.'

Owen's mom: 'Why did you fail math?' Owen: 'I was too busy inventing the Octavularseptahedron.'

Owen drew the Octavularseptahedron on the board. It looked like a mess. The teacher didn’t believe it was real.

Owen: 'The Octavularseptahedron is the most complicated shape ever. It’s got 12 sides and a nose.'

Owen's friend: 'What’s that?' Owen: 'That’s the Octavularseptahedron. It’s got 12 sides and a nose. It’s real.'

Owen got a detention for drawing the Octavularseptahedron on the teacher’s desk.