Octavius

That motherfucker who’s always laughing and making you laugh. He’ll back you up in a fight or just walk around being a total flex. He’s got the perfect smile and he’s always there for you. He’s the type of guy you’d die for.

Octavius is that chill dude who’s always thinking. He doesn’t need a lot of friends. He’s more of a lover than a fighter. He’s got that smile that makes everything better and he’s got that brain to match.

Oct-tave-ee-us. It’s not great. It’s the worst. Like when your mom forgets your birthday and your dad eats all the cake.

That buck-toothed motherfucker with no friends. He’s just Solomon’s boyfriend. He’s the guy who sits in the corner and doesn’t say anything.

A fish from SpongeBob who looked like a creepy old man. He was Pearl’s ex and got rejected at the prom. He’s also the guy who just says ‘meep’ a lot.

The hottest guy ever. He’s got that 1.90 height, the muscles, the charm, and the laugh. Everyone wants to be like him. He’s the guy who makes you feel like you’re not good enough.

The bad guy in Penguins of Madagascar. He’s my husband. He’s the guy who makes me happy and I love him to death.