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so tiny it looks like a piece of lint got stuck in a sock

He tried to do a push-up and it looked like he was doing a magic trick with his pants.

She laughed so hard she spilled her soda on his pants.

His buddy asked if he was wearing a mini-biscuit for lunch.

so small it makes a cockroach look like a construction worker

He tried to flex and it looked like he was trying to impress a mouse.

His mom walked in and asked if he was wearing a pebble.

He tried to do a dance and it looked like he was doing a solo with a thumb.

so tiny it might as well be a metaphor for his entire life

He tried to act cool and it looked like he was trying to be a statue.

He tried to do a jump and it looked like he was playing hide and seek with his pants.

He walked into a room and the whole class snorted like they were on a juice break.