octavien

My cousin is an octavien. He talks like he’s the president but can’t even do a push-up.

I saw octavien in the hallway. He was bragging about his weenie like it was a trophy.

Octavien tried to impress me with his 'big head' but his weenie was smaller than my sister’s pencil.

Octavien walked into class and said, 'I’m the best at everything.' I asked, 'Even weewee?' He said, 'Especially weewee.'

Octavien bragged about his weewee during lunch. The whole cafeteria was listening.

Octavien thinks he’s a superhero. He even wears a cape during gym class.