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Octavia Weasley is your mom, but with more attitude and less patience.
You asked her where your shoes were. She said, 'Under the couch, and don't make me come get you.'
She told your brother to stop snoring or she'd 'kick his ass out of the house.'
You texted her 'I'm late' and she replied, 'Again? You're worse than your dad.'
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Octavia Weasley is your mom, but she doesn't take any nonsense.
She yelled at the mailman for delivering the wrong pizza. Twice.
You said you'd clean your room. She said, 'Don't even think about leaving it until next week.'
She threatened to 'cut off your allowance' if you failed math again.
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Octavia Weasley is your mom, and she knows all your secrets.
She knew you stole the last cookie before you even opened the jar.
She saw you cheat on your spelling test and didn't say a word.
She told your dad you were 'behaving like a toddler' again.
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