octavianiliescu

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#legend#laugh-riot#dick-warrior

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Octaviailiescu is a laugh riot and a total legend. He’s got a body like a god and a dick so big it could start a war. He’s smart as hell but still knows how to be cool.
I saw him at the gym and laughed so hard I cried.
He told a joke about my mom and I’m still mad.
He flexed and I almost fainted.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Octaviailiescu is the funniest guy ever and a total beast. He’s got a brain and a body, and he knows how to use both.
He made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.
He hit on my sister and she fell for it.
He solved a math problem and then roasted my teacher.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Octaviailiescu is the king of laughs and the king of beds. He’s got a huge dick and a brain that works like a calculator.
He told a joke and I laughed so much my phone fell on the floor.
He asked me out and I said yes before I even thought about it.
He beat my dad in a math test and then gave me a hug.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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