Octavia

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The most awesome person on the planet. She’s weird as hell, but she’s the best. Her hair is always perfect, even when she’s being a total idiot.
You know Octavia is cool because she showed up to the party in pajamas and still stole the show.
She called my dad a ‘fart-scented meatball’ and then laughed at her own joke.
She turned my math test into a rap battle and won.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A girl who is way too cool and always has the best time. Sometimes she acts like a confused alien, but that’s just her way of being awesome. She’s tall, and that’s not a joke.
She showed up to my birthday wearing a hat made of pizza boxes and claimed it was ‘formalwear’.
She told my teacher that the sun was ‘just a really loud lightbulb’ and got extra credit.
She once convinced a whole classroom that the principal was a robot.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The most attractive, smartest, and funniest person ever. She’s weird, but that’s just part of her charm. She’s also the best friend you could ever have, and she’ll beat you up if you don’t support her.
She turned my essay into a poem about tacos and got an A+
She told my crush that he was ‘a snack for the next century’ and walked away.
She once fought a chicken in the grocery store and won.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A hot girl who every guy wants to be with. She’s so hot, she could make a lava lamp jealous. She’s the main reason your heart skips a beat.
She walked into the room and my brain short-circuited.
She wore a shirt that said ‘I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated’ and I believed her.
She turned my dad into her sidekick during a grocery store heist.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A strong woman who never backs down. She’s got a heart of gold, but don’t try to mess with her. She’ll love you hard, and if you don’t treat her right, she’ll tear you apart.
She yelled at a cloud until it rained glitter.
She turned my mom into her best friend during a fight with my dad.
She refused to eat pizza unless it was covered in confetti.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An earth pony who plays the double bass and is way more awesome than she looks. She’s cool, but she also has a weird obsession with symphonies and parties.
She showed up to my soccer game wearing a bow-tie and a cape.
She played the double bass during my math test and got a perfect score.
She turned my dog into a member of the Canterlot Symphony.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An amazing person who’s super pretty and clever. She’s got a soft side, but don’t mess with her. She’s like a superhero who also happens to be very pretty.
She turned my essay into a movie and got an A+
She told my crush he was ‘just a snack for the next century’ and walked away.
She convinced my teacher that the sun was a ‘loud lightbulb’ and got extra credit.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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