octaveous

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Octaveous is a man who thinks he's the top dog, but actually he's just a cocky fool who talks too much and thinks he's the best at everything. He's got big dreams but no idea how to achieve them.
My cousin Octavio thinks he's the king of the world. He's got a dream of being a billionaire, but he still lives with his mom.
Octav said he'll be a rock star by next year. I believe him. He's got the confidence of a man who's never been rejected.
Octavio thinks he's a genius. He failed math, but he still thinks he's the best.
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Octaveous is a god-level man who looks like a model and acts like a clown. He's so cool he makes God look like a kid who can't handle the heat.
Octave is so cool he got a boy from the neighborhood to fight his sister for him.
Octave once got a pizza delivery guy to laugh so hard he dropped the pizza. That’s how cool he is.
Octave can make a baby laugh with just a wink. He’s that cool.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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Octaveous is when you move a note up or down in music, like if you were a total beginner and you tried to sing a song and it sounded like a dog was barking.
My little brother tried to sing ‘Happy Birthday’ and it sounded like a dog was barking. That’s octaveous.
The music teacher said my voice is octaveous. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds bad.
When my friend tried to play the trumpet and it came out like a screeching cat, that was octaveous.
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Octaveous is when a trumpet player goes so high it sounds like a dog is screaming and you can't tell if it's the music or the player’s brain exploding.
The trumpet player went so high, it sounded like a dog was screaming. That was octaveous.
At the concert, the trumpet player went octaveous and made everyone laugh.
My uncle plays the trumpet and when he goes octaveous, he looks like he's about to die.
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Octaveous is when you go from one C note to the next, like climbing a ladder that's missing all the steps and you're barely holding on.
When I tried to sing from one C note to the next, it sounded like I was climbing a ladder that didn't exist.
My friend went octaveous and looked like he was about to fall off the ladder.
Going octaveous is like trying to run a marathon with no shoes on.
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Octaveous is when you have a god of tits, and each octave is a pair of tits, like a man who only cares about big boobs and nothing else.
The god of tits is Octaveous. Each octave is a pair of tits, and he's obsessed with them.
Octaveous is like a man who thinks big boobs are the only thing that matters in life.
Octaveous is the reason I failed my math test. I was too busy thinking about big boobs.
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Octaveous is when 7 white people and 5 black midgets have a sexual act, like a party that’s loud, crazy, and full of chaos.
At the party, 7 white people and 5 black midgets had a sexual act. It was like a full-blown chaos party.
Octaveous happened at my neighbor’s house. It was loud, crazy, and full of people who didn’t know how to have fun.
When 7 white people and 5 black midgets have a sexual act, that’s octaveous.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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