octavate

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In music, it's when you take a note and either scream it to the heavens or bury it in the ground so deep it dies.
My trumpet player tried to octavate and now his voice is permanently stuck in the stratosphere.
She went from a C to a C and then yelled at her dog for not listening.
The saxophone player octavated so hard, the ceiling fell down.
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Octav is a guy who thinks he's the best at everything, even if he's clearly not. He's got goals like a superhero and a personality like a middle school teacher who also does drugs.
Octav said he was going to be the best at everything. He still isn't.
He's the kind of guy who tells you he's going to win the lottery, and then he loses his keys.
Octav walks into a room and everyone knows he's the worst at everything.
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Octave is a total legend. He’s so good, even God is like, 'Why is he so good? I didn’t even do that much.'
Octave walked into a bar, and the bar exploded because it was that cool.
He told a joke, and everyone laughed so hard, the earth shook.
Octave is so cool, even the moon asked for his autograph.
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When a trumpet player tries to play so high, it sounds like they’re trying to rip their own head off.
The trumpet player octavated so hard, his face turned red and looked like a tomato.
He played so high, the dog ran out of the house in fear.
He tried to octavate, and now his nose is permanently stuck in the sky.
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An octave is a range of notes from one C to the next C. It’s like the musical version of climbing a mountain and then falling off it.
She went from C to C and then yelled at her cat for not being impressed.
He climbed an octave and then fell flat on his face.
The kid played an octave and then ran out of the room screaming.
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The Roman god of boobs. He has a lot of them, and he’s not afraid to show them off. One octave is two boobs, and he has like 8000.
Octave walked into the gym and everyone was like, 'Who’s that?' 'That’s Octave, the god of boobs.'
He showed off his boobs and then challenged the god of abs to a duel.
Octave has so many boobs, he needs a whole team to carry them.
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When 7 white people and 5 black midgets have a party and it’s the worst party ever.
The party was so bad, even the midgets were tired of it.
7 white people and 5 midgets walked into a bar and it closed down.
The party was so bad, it got a restraining order.
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