Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A never-ending mess of loud, stupid music that won't stop haunting you like a ghost.

Man I can't unhear that album it's like a curse

My ears are bleeding and I still have to listen to it again

This is the worst thing ever and I love it

2

Dream Theater's newest piece of genius that makes your brain explode and your soul scream.

Just listened to it and I feel like I've been hit by a train

That album is the best thing ever made by humans

I'm going to die from how good it is

3

Eight weights, but also the best song ever. It's like a miracle with a side of dumb.

That song is pure magic

I can't believe it's real

It's like heaven sent to my ears

4

The ultimate ear orgasm. It's loud, it's long, and it's the best thing to ever happen to your brain.

I came and I went and I can't stop listening

That album is the best thing I've ever heard

I'm in heaven and I don't want to leave

5

A weird ritual with 800 weird people and a guy named Chester who gets yelled at until he's dead.

That Chester guy is getting yelled at like a dog

800 people? That's a lot of yelling

Chester is getting killed and I'm loving it