Octasusite

My ex called me Octasusite because I looked like a glittery rock at a party

My crush said my voice sounds like an Octasusite singing in a bathroom

My mom named my dog Octasusite because it’s the only thing she could think of that’s stupid and shiny

My teacher said my essay was so dumb it was like an Octasusite made of crayon

My little brother thinks his goldfish is an Octasusite because it shines sometimes

My cousin’s girlfriend said her cat is an Octasusite because it’s weird and shiny

My friend said I’m an Octasusite because I look like a rock in a glitter jar

My neighbor said my dog is an Octasusite because it eats glitter and shines

My brother said his girlfriend is an Octasusite because she talks too much and wears too much makeup

My dad said my hair looked like an Octasusite after I used too much glitter

My friend said my voice sounded like an Octasusite singing in a microwave

My mom said my cat was an Octasusite because it’s weird and sparkly

My teacher said I was like an Octasusite because I talk too much and wear too much glitter

My friend’s dog is an Octasusite because it eats glitter and shines in the dark

My cousin said my voice sounds like an Octasusite singing in a trash can

My brother said I looked like an Octasusite because I wore too much makeup and glitter

My friend said my cat was an Octasusite because it eats glitter and shines

My mom said my voice sounded like an Octasusite singing in a microwave