octasexual

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someone who gets boners from guys, gals, gender-fluid messes, trans folks who dress like the opposite sex, animals, stuff that doesn't move, and pizza

I dated a toaster and a goat last week. Both were better than my ex.

My crush is a burger. I’m not ashamed.

I told my mom I’m octasexual. She said I’m just hungry.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

a person who’s hot for guys, girls, people who switch up their gender, drag queens, animals, things that can’t feel love, and tacos

I married my cat. We have three kids and a fridge.

I once had a fling with a lamp. It was lit.

My therapist says I’m not octasexual, I’m just confused.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

a person who can get it on with guys, ladies, people who don’t know their own gender, drag kings, animals, stuff that’s not alive, and cake

I dated a microwave. It was hot, but it only lasted 2 minutes.

I told my teacher I was octasexual. She gave me detention for being weird.

I once had a relationship with a pizza. It ended when it got cold.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

a person who’s into guys, girls, people who dress like the opposite sex, trans folks, animals, things that can’t move, and ice cream

I had a one-night stand with a chair. It was awkward.

I told my dad I was octasexual. He said I was just tired.

I once kissed a fridge. It didn’t like me back.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

someone who’s sexually attracted to guys, girls, people who switch genders, drag performers, animals, inanimate objects, and pizza

I proposed to my dog. He said yes, but he’s still eating my shoes.

I dated a blender. It was loud, but it was fun.

My crush is a donut. I can’t explain it.

by Slangipedia 2h ago