octarians

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The huge bunch of enemy blobs in Splatoon who just want a hug but are too lazy to ask

I saw an octarian just standing there crying because no one wanted to hug them back

My friend got killed by an octarian because he said no to a hug

I tried to hug an octarian and it turned into a 5-minute battle

The annoying crowd of squishy enemies in Splatoon who think they're cool just because they wear hats

My hat got stolen by an octarian because it was 'too cool for them'

I tried to be cool and got splatted by a bunch of octarians

Octarians think they're the best just because they wear hats

The messy group of ink-spitting blobs in Splatoon who just want a hug but keep fighting instead

I asked an octarian for a hug and it spat ink in my face

I was about to hug an octarian and it attacked me

Octarians keep fighting even when they want a hug